I think you're whacky fly, HJW.
Wait…is you callin’ me wack, or is you callin’ me fly?
Or am I wack cuz I’m fly and yous a hater…
Or am I fly cuz I’m wack cuz…wait, dat don’t make no sense.
I’m high, Jami-Jam. Don’t send me these kinda brain teasers when yo’ boy be on them blunts.
*sits contemplatin’ this for da next 3 hours* wack?…fly?…..hmmm…
You never answered my anon a few days ago ;(
My bad, Anon. Didn’t mean to upset ya. Sometimes I just be busy and forgettin’ to do shit. Like put my shoes on.
Hood Jack White, who is your double in the I'm Shakin video?
Dat guy? I forgot his damn name. I think it started wit a J so I just kept callin’ him JDubs.
You are getting older. I can see it in your face. Perhaps more make up?
How dare you. How old are ya now, anyway?
Guess there just ain’t no pleasin’ ya, Anon.
It’s all good tho. Plenty of da ladies still think I’m mad fly.
What is your record in bowling?
Aww shiii…lemme tally dis shit up. 333? I dunno Anon, I was never dat good at addin’. *Mathematically turning the page* aw look at dis ad! Free hot wings till 9 on Wednesdays! Dat’s whats up.
How large is your record collection?
Da fuck is a record? You mean a wreck-ords? Aww shiii I got a bunch of them muthafukkas.
Are you a boobs or ass man?
I ain’t got much goin’ on in da front, but…
Dis girl be lookin’ mad fly. Yeahhhh, you like how daddy be workin’ dat icecream cone.
My blunts bring all da fandom to da yard, they’re like yo’ blunts is phatter than ours, damn right, they phatter than yours, you wanna hit it, I have to charge.
Tee-Pee’d inside of Brendan’s crib. He finna be mad as hell when he come home.