Before these po-pos arrest me they be all “Hood Jack White you so fly. Can we gets a picture fo’ da Facebook?!” Hell yeah, if yous can you drop da charges. That ain’t all they dropped *wink wink*
Welcome to da home of dat trap star, Hood Jack White da III, aka Jack "Crizak", aka "H JDubs", undisputedly da best paradoy blog you ever finna peep out. We gots mad love fo' our nigga J Dubs, Third Man Records, and all dat flava they be bringin' to our ears. Dis blog is fo' laughin', not offendin', betta get it right. Mad love to ya'll for peepin' out our shit, ya'll whats up! Roll them blunts, get you a fly hoe (or just rock dat shit if you is one), keep them McNuggets poppin' and enjoy yo'self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I think it’s hilarious the way he’s taking that hip hop culture and reducing it to comedy ‘cause to me it’s already comedy. Hip hop culture is funny, redundant and commercial way of living yet it has all these connotations of keeping it real and it’s totally not." - Jack White